But I sure wish I did.
From TPM Reader LM:
I just went to my doctor’s office for a sinus/ear infection. I had never seen this particular physician before and certainly didn’t bring up politics with him, but as I was about to pay my bill, he volunteered, “We take cash, check, credit or debit card. No chickens.” I’m in Indiana, mind you. I think Sue Lowden is in real trouble if even random doctors in Indiana are mocking her to near-total strangers.
UPDATE: And now someone has put up a Lowden Medical Procedure to Chicken Calculator. Love it.
(h/t Matt Yglesias)