My Adventure on Bling St.

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Last year I sold a 2.25 carat diamond that had been in my family for over a half-century. If it hadn’t been for the horrors of World War II my maternal grandmother would not have purchased that diamond. She had been saving money to send her parents back to Poland to visit family. When the fog of war cleared she and her parents learned that there was no family left to visit. My grandmother had the cash for a gift but the one she had in mind was no longer possible to give.

Instead she bought her mother (my great-grandmother) a diamond, which she wore for years. After my great-grandmother’s death the rock was placed in a safe deposit box. Years passed, as did my grandmother, and the diamond just sat locked away. No one else in the family wanted to wear it—not their style, too large and gaudy. So, last year, after much consideration, we decided to sell.

I eagerly took up the task. It was fairly easy to research online how to price and sell a diamond. I also learned the essential diamond trade lingo. I visited the two jewelers in my small town to get some expert opinions on quality and value. I was shown how it was an old fashioned cut, how it had certain imperfections, and how it was not of prime clarity (VS) or color (J). In the lingo of the diamond trade, my diamond was “not so good.”

Armed with this information from the internet and local jewelers I went to The Big City, which has a jewelry district on Bling St. (Obviously I’ve changed the city and street names to protect the innocent.) In the course of a few hours it was easy to hop from jeweler to jeweler to get many quotes.

I quickly learned two things. One, very few jewelers wanted to buy my diamond, with all its imperfections and suboptimal qualities. Nevertheless, they were all willing to quote the fair price for which they thought I should be able to sell it. The second thing I learned was that the fair price everyone quoted me was within a very small range. The variation was only about 5% of the average quote. That gave me considerable confidence that I would not be taken advantage of, that I now knew the fair market value.

I chose the merchant to whom I would sell the gem and confidently stepped into the store. Then the fun began. Mr. Smooth (not his real name) offered me the same fair price I’d been quoted many times. I accepted. Then he began to verify the stone’s characteristics.

The typical way a jeweler discerns a diamond’s color is by comparing it to another for which the color is already known. Mr. Smooth placed my diamond and one from his collection side-by-side on a white card, then swapped out his diamond for another, and then another, until he found one that appeared to have the same color.

But Mr. Smooth did something no other jeweler had done. He chose diamonds from his collection that were larger than mine. It is silly to take big diamonds out of one’s collection just to match color because you never know what can happen to a stone once it is out of safe storage. Sure enough, Mr. Smooth’s hands shook a bit and he dropped my large diamond and his huge, 3.5 carat one. (When you’re accustomed to seeing the 0.5-1 carat diamonds that most women dare wear a 3.5 carat one looks like a doorknob.)

The stones danced on the glass display top for a few seconds and mine came to rest while his disappeared from view. “Where did it go?” Mr. Smooth asked. In the diamond trade, dropping a stone is called a “goof,” dropping a huge one is called a “flub,” and not seeing where it went is called a “job loss.”

We both looked around but couldn’t find it. He got down on the floor behind the counter and then popped up and asked, “Could you look on your side?” I dropped to my knees and surveyed the carpet with my hands and eyes, finding nothing. As I stood up I felt a tickle down my wrist. His huge diamond had bounced up my sleeve! (It would have been a neat trick had I planned it. And if I had, the next place that diamond would have gone would have been where no strip search could find it, down my throat.) I handed Mr. Smooth his huge gem. “Better put that away,” I suggested.

Satisfied with my diamond’s characteristics, Mr. Smooth cut me a check. I was a few feet from the door when he said, “Wait! I didn’t weigh it.” He had just bought a diamond without validating its carat weight. In the diamond trade, that’s called a “stupid mistake.” Of course I knew it would weigh out to what I told him, having watched it weighed a dozen times. I waited while he assured himself he hadn’t been ripped off. Then I walked to the nearest ATM and deposited his check.

I rode the train home enjoying the memory of my adventure on Bling St. and contemplating how to spend my new cash. It occurred to me that it was really a gift from my grandmother (whom I hadn’t seen since her death nearly two decades ago) or my great-grandmother (whom I never knew). How would they have wanted me to use the money? While I could not use it in precisely the way my grandmother had originally wished, I could one day do something in the same spirit: take my family to Europe. Maybe one day we’ll go to Poland, maybe elsewhere. I guess that’s what grandma really wanted. In the diamond trade, that’s called “full circle.”

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